Captain’s log, stardate 2259.55. We’ve completed our survey of the newly discovered Class M planet designated Nibiru. Intelligent life was observed. The species is primitive; indications of early language and even religion were noted. I thought it wise to stay off the planet altogether lest we somehow interfere with their way of life. If there’s one word I would use to describe this mission, it would be “uneventful.”
You know the rules. Always reblog the neutron cream!
I follow the rules of the neutron cream.
how do you forget your own name!!?!!?!!??
ok did he seriously just forget his own fucking name
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN LOW ON POWER I HAVEN’T EVEN SLEPT THAT’S HOW LITTLE TIME HAS PASSED CHRIST JIM WHAT DID YOUDO TO MY SHIP?"
In which 90% of what takes place happens because Scotty isn’t on the ship for ONE DAY. Who else thinks the phrase “remember what happened last time you didn’t listen to me?” quickly becomes common in Scotty’s vernacular?