He and Legolas never had a single conversation, the only words ever spoken between them were, “and my bow”.
my celebrity crushes always start with “who the hell is this” and always turn into “that’s his right nostril I can tell”
we need to talk about that house loan
It’s gonna cost you a leg. Specifically, that guy’s prosthetic leg.
I need it.
I also need that guy’s eye.
okay what fucking fandom does a guy lose his prosthetic leg and his eye?