"Until 1840, this building was the site of Newton Haven’s first Post Office. Until an enterprising business fellow decided that, far from befitting the sending and receiving of mail, it was perhaps better suited as a humble taproom where a weary traveler might get twatted."
"It’s about closure, you know. Why should getting older affect something as important as friendship?"
" I think JJ cast him (Simon) cause he fit the costume."
Simon: “But I didn’t, that’s the point! I was too fat!”